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farewell, fair cruelty {open}
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Post by Olwen on Apr 11, 2016 17:15:20 GMT -5
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The halls of Foresta lay still and silent, but I am still here |
Ancient Tree
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Post by Turtlus on Apr 11, 2016 20:10:14 GMT -5
The meadow was a calm and tranquil place, he had thought. He could use it as a place to escape the aura of idiocy that the worthless mortals constantly gave off, he had believed. Oh, how wrong he had been. The first time he journeyed to the meadow some worm-being had been producing wretched music to ruin his nature-watching, and apparently now another meat-sack had decided to pollute the air with some wretched tunes of its own. 'This is why these brainless fools should not be allowed nice things, they do not appreciate them,' he mentally sneered.
Tucking the book he was carrying into a pocket, the limbo lord began striding to the source of the offending music when he heard someone cursing their failure at opening a closet, the voice coming from the same direction as the faint music. 'This one must be a defective, which means it should not be too challenging to get it to leave.' Chuckling silently to himself, Knell phased into the ground to hasten his approach.
Moments later he appeared next to the noise-making fool. "You are having trouble opening your closet? Why not go ask a staff member for assistance? I'm sure there's a few wandering the school at this very moment. You should go find them. Right now," he suggested, not caring that his sudden appearance, or his appearance in general, may have startled the worm. Any other time he would have been trying to appear friendly to earn the stupid thing's trust, but he was just in a hurry to see it gone.
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Post by Olwen on Apr 12, 2016 19:05:37 GMT -5
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The halls of Foresta lay still and silent, but I am still here |
Ancient Tree
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Post by Turtlus on Apr 13, 2016 16:03:56 GMT -5
Knell stared at the girl in disbelief, his head tilting quizzically. It had been easy for him to believe that it had been incapable of opening a door, but not being able to open the closet due to fear of monsters struck him as completely absurd, even for a feeble-minded mortal. "Forgive me, for a moment I had believed you to be attending the academy, but your fear of monsters makes attending a school housing everything from lab-born mutants to a god seem improbable," he concluded sarcastically before noticing the fool was introducing itself and offering to shake hands.
While a handshake could be a useful tool to make someone more comfortable with his presence, the Limbo god found the act of it to be greatly demeaning, believing that a deity like himself should not to participate in introductions with lesser beings; there was also the fact that this worm had ruined his plans for the evening. Still, the thing had quieted its moron music, so with some reluctance he reached out and shook this 'Olwen's' hand. "I am known as Knell, God of Limbo."
Since it seemed that the girl would not be leaving anytime soon, Knell decided that if he wasn't going to get his peaceful reading time he'd at least attempt to procure some information on this intruding worm. He glanced up the sky momentarily before reaching into his pocket and retrieving the book he had brought along with him, a copy of the novella Of Mice and Men, which he began to slowly thumb through the pages of. "So...what's your story?" he asked while he glanced over the pages of his book, his voice sounding a bit uninterested.
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Post by Olwen on Apr 22, 2016 18:14:12 GMT -5
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The halls of Foresta lay still and silent, but I am still here |
Ancient Tree
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Post by Turtlus on Apr 29, 2016 0:14:06 GMT -5
He had asked for a story, but what she had told him sounded more like a joke. “Glass bones and paper skin? That is something only a sponge would believe, if it were true your repeatedly broken bones would have punctured your organs and you would be quite dead. Were you just exaggerating the durability of your past-self or is this whole story a jest?” the gaseous god lowered his book as he asked this, and his face gained a look of pure un-amusement. “I do hope it’s not the latter, I am in no mood for jokes tonight.”
Now all he had to do was respond to the second question, but Knell didn’t really feel that this worm was deserving of knowing even a tidbit of his marvelous past. After a moment of thought an idea popped into his non-existent brain, and his frown flipped to a delighted grin “Well you see, I was born with gas skin and no bones. Every morning I broke my dinner table’s legs, and every afternoon I noticed I had asymmetric arms, a cycle that went on since the beginning of time till about recently. My complete superiority over everything was finally something I could prove, but people still thought me an apple. I left god-land for vague-reasons, and now I am telling you I am here because that is not obvious,” he said mockingly, which was followed by a fit of hysterical laughter. He could always count on himself to brighten his mood. “Apologies, but I do believe I told you a lie earlier. I am always in a mood for jokes, assuming the joking is being done by me. Did you find that humorous Olworm?”
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Post by Olwen on May 13, 2016 17:17:57 GMT -5
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The halls of Foresta lay still and silent, but I am still here |
Ancient Tree
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Post by Turtlus on May 31, 2016 22:22:52 GMT -5
"So that's it then, is it? You hide out here not because you fear your closet and it's contents, but because you are an emotionally stunted brat who is convinced that only half of her pathetic species is a bunch of greedy little maggots," the Limbo god asked before ending the sentence in usual-Knell-style, that is with an amused chuckle. He had come close to believing that the Olwen was capable of providing him with an interesting conversation, but alas he had forgotten that mortals were prone to throwing spontaneous temper tantrums over the smallest of issues. "I must admit I am a bit disappointed Olworm, I was looking forward to the tale of your humble upbringing. Hopefully one day you will be graced with a sense of humor, and perhaps then we will be able to have a chat without you displaying your sexist bigotry." He tucked his book back into his pocket, and reached over to pat Olwen on the head like one would to show fondness for a child. "Fare thee well, ignorant Olworm. Do not trip over a rock and break your neck until I am long gone, I hate explaining those sort of things." Not that he had ever had to, every human death he could possibly be associated with were all completely isolated incidents, and he'd prefer to keep it that way. He began to walk in strides back to his dorm before remembering he had supernatural abilities and disappearing into the ground while simultaneously face palming. (Me thinks it should be me apologizing, dear lord I'm awful)
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