Roll the Dice

How to play:

Type in a command with '>' (>Like this)

Once you made a command, I will roll a six-sided die. The number depends on your sucess.

Every poster is their own character. You can use your own characters if desired.

1: Critical fail, you botched up so hard in the worst way possible.

2: Whoops, you didn't get what you want, less harsh than a 1 though.

3: Not quite, but effort comes with an award, sometimes.

4: Barely suceeded, but might not be the complete package.

5: Command is carried out as perfect as possible.

6: You overdid your command. This might be a good or bad thing, depending on the command.

I might change some of the rules later. But it's a good start.

Setting: You are in a field of grass.

>Lotte digs a hole in the ground with a shovel

Jan 8, 2015 10:41:25 GMT -5 Redgrim said:

>Lotte digs a hole in the ground with a shovel

You got a 6.

Instead of a hole, you dug a crater. You also found a huge coal deposit.

>Zak punches a tree.

Jan 8, 2015 19:14:08 GMT -5 sky said:

>Zak punches a tree.

You got a 1.

You missed the tree by a longshot and instead punched Lotte's face. The tree's roofs suddenly gave in and lands on top of you.

>Lotte attempts to reconnect her lower jaw after being punched.

Jan 9, 2015 0:54:46 GMT -5 Redgrim said:

>Lotte attempts to reconnect her lower jaw after being punched.

You got a 1.

As you attempted to fix your jaw, you some how made it worse by tearing the whole thing off your face. Since what you did was pretty metal, an unknown force replaces your jaw with a metal one.

>Pandora jumps onto a pile of snow.

Jan 10, 2015 4:25:43 GMT -5 @pandora said:

>Pandora jumps onto a pile of snow.

You got a 4.

You jump onto a pile of snow, but it turns out that it was a pile of ice cubes.

>Ashling flaps her wings, flying beautifully into the sky.

Jan 11, 2015 22:54:00 GMT -5 @ashling said:

>Ashling flaps her wings, flying beautifully into the sky.

You got a 6.

You fly really high into the sky. A bit too high as you somehow exited Earth atmosphere. The moon kept you from being missing in space, though the moon is now your temperory home. Also the people who saw you flying thought you were a living goddess and made a cult with daily sacrifices in your name.

>Zak sacrifices a young boulder in the name of the sky goddess, Ash'ling.

Jan 15, 2015 17:47:18 GMT -5 sky said:

>Zak sacrifices a young boulder in the name of the sky goddess, Ash'ling.

You got a 5.

You offer a boulder to your new goddess. Whenever she accepts it or not is another problem.

>Dirk eats a popsicle

Jan 17, 2015 19:17:33 GMT -5 Jinxed said:

>Dirk eats a popsicle

You got a 1.

You tried to eat a popsicle, but suddenly your left eye acts up and slaps the popsicle out of your hand with bacon. Your eye suddenly comes to life and starts yelling at you for 'cheating' with a popsicle instead with bacon. Your right eye also comes to life and berates your left eye for being able to shoot bacon in the first place. Also Zak accidently threw the tree that landed on him on to you.